Who is the douche of the day?

Question

any real stories of someone doing something douchy?

entertain me.

Answer 1

everyone on yahoo answers.

I asked my question 19 mins ago. Still no answers.  

Answer 2

Sorry, today has been a doucheless day...ask again tomorrow.

Answer 3

you, asking this question.

Answer 4

The douche of the day would have to be Kate Moss.

Kate moss who has always been a skinny to the bone be'ahch, openly admitted today, she has never suffered from anorexia, rather, she was put into places where food was scarcely available. This caused her to be skinny and loose track of her eating habits....

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galler...

She quoted, along with her statement "That she never liked being skinny." Although she was....????

I guess actors are really treated like prisoners, and they are not allowed to go out and eat, and are not given real food, but instead are forced to starve till bone is visible. No I am being sarcastic. I am sure kate could have gone out in her 200,000 dollar car and bought 100 hamburgers, if she thought she was skinny (which apparently she didn't or she would have done things differently). After tanning, at looking at her face in the mirror and still seeing white, she never thought she had a problem????

I highly doubt it, and for telling all the media that cares, actors are treated like no-good garbage (not mentioning the real starving kids in africa with no access to burger king) she has to be the douche bag of the day.

Watch sxephil on you-tube!!!  

Answer 5

My ex, for he is the biggest douche every day of every year of every life on this earth. lol. I sound like a douche. lol.

Answer 6

well, how bout you tell me.

what did you do today ? because i'm sure it was "douchy"

lmao, jk i'm bored & i feel like ******* with people.

Answer 7

Cross Country practice.  Bobby and Alex were running.  Bobby stopped to tie his shoe and Alex told him to catch up when he was done.  Bobby got mad that Alex left, so he caught up with Alex, tripped him, and left him alone in the middle of the woods, because he's a douche with anger problems.  It took us 4 hours to find Alex.  Bobby's just so full of himself.  He's a douche.

Answer 8

South Park answered this already: John Edward is the biggest Douche in the Universe.

Answer 9

umm i would have to say the jonas brothers u cant get more douchey three g*y guys singing on disney    and if there not i got 2 words for u cmon cmon   lol