Who is the dumbest NASCAR driver?

Question

Steven Wallace...Kenny Wallace...

I see a link here? lol...

Kenny's pretty funny and I think to be funny you have to be fairly smart, unless it's stupid funny.

Answer 1

And people tried to say Jr. was g*y........................I think the dumbest is Kyle Petty; he is a super nice guy and does lots for charity but I guess he just hasn't figured out that he is not a GOOD driver at all.................Hang it up Kyle and keep up the good deeds that you do!!

Answer 2

Kenny Wallace. Everything he says on speed after the race i am completely confused what his point is. Im sure he is a nice guy but i dont understand.

Answer 3

ward burton. comentators hated interviewing him. took soooooo long for him to say what he had to say.

Answer 4

lol ale jr i would say love the man but he studdars alot don't understand everything he says!

Answer 5

JR

Answer 6

Is he the one with the " enter here" sign above  the window of his car.

At times I'll agree he is not the brightest.

Answer 7

What about that goofy looking character that drives the navy car. I will vote him especially when he was "racing hard" during a caution. Smart guy.

Answer 8

kyle busch no doubt no one can stand him let alone like him

Answer 9

jeff gordon!!

Answer 10

Robby Gordon

Answer 11

Juan Pablo Montoya - He is pretty dumb to let his ego not allow him to take advice from successful NASCAR Veterans

Answer 12

Juan Pablo Montoya, and Rusty Wallace as a commentator moreso than as a driver.  Steven Wallace may as have a mouthful of cotton and yes, Boomhauer is a fair comparison!!!!!

Answer 13

I'm staying away from this one.  I got enough hate mail telling off racists the other day.  Someone named scooter from Alabama wants to put a hit out on me.

Answer 14

ahhh, so many to choose from...

but you nailed it on the head (and i think someone may have nailed "boomhauer" wallace on the head, at least one too many times) - i heard this clip and thought "king of the hill" was on...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nq32LhXhreM  (skip to 3:00)

that segment should be re-cut and titled "steven wallace vs. the english language, and english wins!!!"  and there's so much depth to steven's story in general, at least with regards to this subject.  early last year, he had real problems sounding smart - he does suffer from some minor form of tourette's, and i believe ADD or ADHD - seriously.  he's got a lot of "tics" - bizarre winks, can't hold his head still, blurts out nonsensical sounds every now and then... and the kenny wallace connection - kenny's not funny, he's just wired and out-of-control.  you can't tell me his "ric flair" shuffle is anything less than pure stupidity.  he's just loud, not smart.  

here's an actual quote from kenny, about him and steven, AND they were both being interviewed together: "We're nephews and that's as close as you can get. He's just incredibly – he's full of love and he is hyperactive, he has Tourettes; he's got all the stuff that I got that pisses people off right away."  

we're nephews?  how are you nephews, at least to each other - one of you has to be the uncle.  and that's as close as you can get?  that mother-child bond must have been pretty weak in most of the wallace households...and the rest speaks for itself.

here's the transcript of the interview with kenny and steven:

http://www.race2win.net/gn/06/07/ntksw.h...

and i hate to admit it, being a jgr fan and all, but no one has ever accused denny of being the "sharpest tool in the jgr toolbox." and david gilliland and kelly bires rank pretty high up there as well...

man do i cringe when i'm trying to show some "non-fan" friends the end of a race to show that nascar is exciting and isn't completely full of dumb hicks and then these guys get on camera and blow it completely...

Answer 15

steven wallace aint dumb he's retarded

next is robby gordon

Answer 16

Based solely on recent comments:

Denny Hamlin

Too bad it's unlawful to burn down his birth home

Answer 17

I have to go with Elliott Saddler I have a hard time understanding him sometimes

Answer 18

You can kinda tell Hendrick's PR people are working with Dale Jr on his interviews, but I cringe remembering some of the really dumb things he has said in the past. On his XM radio show he doesn't exactly come across as being all that sharp, either.

Answer 19

I have to agree with you . he may smart but he does not talk like it.

Answer 20

Steven Wallace all the way!

I swear I didn't make this up myself but I've heard he has seizures in the car.

Answer 21

I'm staying away from this one, theres to many to choose from. Cool hat T-bone..

Go Dale Jr & Hms

Answer 22

I agree! He always has a confused look in his eyes.

Answer 23

It seems kinda rude to say who the dumbest NASCAR driver is because they have to be kinda smart to be a Sprint Cup driver right? So im not gonna answer.

Answer 24

Dale Jr and Jeff Gordon

Answer 25

Dale Jr.   Several weeks ago they interviewed 10 drivers with the questions:  Who would you like to talk with today if you could?   And they all said people like Abraham Lincoln, Bill France, Albert Einstein....people who you could actually have an intelligetn conversation with.  Who did Jr. say???  "Heather Graham or some other hot chick".     Granted he is a celebrity etc...but does he have to be so stupid?  I was embarrassed for him.  I wonder if he was embarrassed when he saw the other guys answers??  lol  That and the fact he is always cleaning out his ears with his fingernails on national TV when they talk to him after a crash or a race.

Answer 26

JunYaa

Answer 27

i dont know.

Answer 28

Dale Jr, he doesn't seem like the smartest person. His interviews he doesn't seem to know what words to use, like he has to think about it. His interviews take like 10 minutes for 1 question, when everyone else's take just a few minutes. He always uses ummm, thats all he says. I also agree with you on Steven Wallace, cant understand him at all

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