Who is the god(ess) of snow? and how to I pray to them?

Question

To ensure a good winter of skiing I am wondering to whom I should pray and how. Multiple deities acceptable.

Answer 1

Pray to the great goddess Rosingnol.

Okay, that's not really a goddess -- but they make good skis and that's what you need -- not prayer.

Answer 2

When my friends and I want snow we just sacrifice some virgins to the snow gods.  The more virgins one sacrifices the more snow they will receive.

Answer 3

Biggie Smalls

Answer 4

Ullr.  Or, if you are Australian, Hughie.  They seem to like sacrifices of chocolate.

Answer 5

Go to your local ski hill and light a fire just outside of the snowmaking garage. When the fire has reached charcoal status, place a grill rack on the fire. Then lay wonderfully marbled steaks on the rack. Place copius cases of beer near the door of the snowmaking garage. When steaks have reached appropriate temperature and beer is chilled...knock three times on the snowmaking garage door. Offer liquid refreshment and savory meat to the snowmaking staff.

If the outside temperature is below 28F, the well nourished snowmakers will do their magic. If above 28F they will go back inside and take a nap.

Answer 6

Bing Crosby