Who is the most aptly named MLB player?

Question

Example: Ronny Belliard(Belly-ard)

or............Grant Balfour(Ball-four)

Who else do you think lives up to their title?

No nicknames, please. Only the name they go by.

Answer 1

Cubs Kosuke Fukudome(***-u!-do-me!)

or Braves Will Ohman(Oh Man!!)

Answer 2

Early Wynn (won 300 games)

Homer Bush (11 career home runs)

d**k Pole (popular with the ladies???)

Bob Walk (walked 606 batters)

Answer 3

Nick Swisher-  500th career strikeout on Wednesday.

In only 570 games, almost one per.

Answer 4

Coco (he is coco colored) Crisp (his swing is pretty crisp)

Answer 5

JJ Putz

Answer 6

Denard Span..Span Man...really only one I could think of on my Favorite Team wait wait and there is Carlos Gomez  (Most bunt singles) I understand Span Man is a nickname..but I guess Carlos Gomez (GOOO mez) might work

Answer 7

Kosuke *** u do me.  

Answer 8

Joh Grabow, I call him grablow because he couldn't hold a lead last year.

Answer 9

Homer Bailey...

figure that one out for yourselves   ;)

Answer 10

Curtis GRANDerson

Answer 11

I'd say Belliard is the most aptly named MLB player.