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Who is the most kick azz figure in the bible?

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besides jesus of course

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King David.

A leader, poet, warrior, philosopher ... this guy could do it all. I bet he knew how to cook a mean steak, too.
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Samson, the Bible's Superman
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Lucifer.

Because he refused to be a servent to us smelly idiot apes.

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God, obviously!

Because?? Well, there's so many things, let's start at the beginning... He created everything!!
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Ruth
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Chuck Norris
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dorcus
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Moses all he had to do was wave a wand. Oops, I mean a staff.
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David, of course.

He killed the giant.

He also sold GM at it's top.

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Samson. Who wouldn't want to go apeshit crazy on your enemies, then kill more of them by dieing than you ever did while you were alive?
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Job
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Jehu.

He made a pile of people's heads... glory be to God, of course.
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Paul, because come on, who could have single handedly covert more people than the 11 apostles. :)
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Probably Samson because he had super strength and when he went down they all went down...

Or david when he took on as giant

Or Joseph because his brothers sold him as a slave and then years later he was in charge of all the food and his brothers came and begged for food but had no idea that it was his brother in charge...
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