Who is the smartest WOMAN alive today?

Question

Who is the smartest WOMAN alive today?

Answer 1

My Mom

Answer 2

Paris Hilton.she makes millions by doing absolutely nothing.

Answer 3

HILLARY!  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA

HA!

Answer 4

Marilyn Vos savant, with a measured IQ of 225

Answer 5

Margaret Thatcher, wish she was still prime minister, she didn't take any  prisoner's,

Answer 6

me!

Answer 7

sorry, i cant reveal my name in this public forum.

Answer 8

i cant remember but i know that she also has the highest measured IQ amoung all men and women in the world

Answer 9

I'd say Ellen Degeneres. Funny too.

Answer 10

OPRAH! XXDDDDD

Answer 11

ME! hahaha!

Answer 12

Marilyn vos Savant, if she still lives (I think she does).

Answer 13

Marilyn vos Savant has the highest IQ ever recorded. Since all women (or men) have not been tested, it is not possible to be sure she has the highest. Also, IQ and intelligence are not necessarily. There are many ways to define intelligence; only a few equate to IQ.

Answer 14

Mack J'above's right. Double kudos.

PARIS HILTON

Answer 15

Hillary Clinton, for not leaving Bill when he had his thing with Monica!

Answer 16

My wife..she is always right

Answer 17

YOUR MOM

she raised you :D

Answer 18

hahahaa!! hillary clinton!! read dis!! x]]

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an airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passenger on board, but only 4 parachutes.

the first passenger said" i am kobe bryantm the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, i cant afford to die." so he took the first pack and left the plane.

the second passenger, hillary clintoon said "i am the wife of the former u.s. president, a senatorfrom new york, and a potenial future president. i am the smartess wman in america history, ao americans ppl dont want me to die." she took the second pack and jumped put of the plane.

the third passenger, jjohn kerry said "im the sentor from the great state of massachusetts. i am also going to be my parties nominee for president."so he grabbed the pack nest to him and jumped.

the foruth passenger, president geaorge w. bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old school girl "ive lived a full life and served my country well, i will sacrific my life and let you have the last parachute."

the girl said "thats ok. theres apararchute for you. americans smartess woman tok my school bag."

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hilrious!!!!! xDDDDDD

no offense hillary!! x]]