Who is uglier...Bobby Holik, Evgeni Malkin, Anze Kopitar, Pascal Leclaire, or Sarah Jessica Parker?

Question

There are some ugly hockey players out there, but one of Sarah Jessica Parker's grandparents had to be a horse.

Answer 1

bobby holik

Answer 2

Bobby Holik. The man needs a pair of tweezers.

P.S: I don't consider Geno ugly.

Answer 3

Holik, then Malkin

Answer 4

Sarah Jessica Parker because she looks like a dude!!  At least Holik, Malkin, Kopitar, and Leclaire are actually men...

Answer 5

SJP

Answer 6

SJP and Holik.  I agree with NIPS that ricci is bad looking as well.  Malkin is not ugly, nor is kopitar.  Leclaire I haven't seen him without his mask so I can't say.

Answer 7

Bobby Holik is the uglist.

Answer 8

The ugly prize goes to Bobby Holik.  That unibrow just takes the prize.  Evgeni Malkin, Anze Kopitar, and Pascal Leclaire aren't bad looking...Parker on the other hand yuck........

Answer 9

Alexandre Ovechkin - unshaven and missing teeth!  Makes SJP look like a beauty queen!!

Answer 10

definitely not malkin, he's sooo hot & my fav. i'd have to say alexander ovechkin is probably the ugliest i've seen (and not only because of the rivalry between him and malkin) but sarah jessica parker is pretty fugly.

Answer 11

Ovechkin!!

Answer 12

I'd go with Mr.Unibrow himself Bobby Holik..

Parker has that nice quality of...Ummmm.Well I think shes still a woman compared to the other 4.

**EDIT-She landed Ferris Bueller..She has to do something right..Maybe she uses that big mouth for something else?

Answer 13

I am not trying to be mean .. but I am going to have to guess that Sarah Jessica is hotter than the girl you will marry and settle down with. Just a hunch, but you can dream big. Dont let me destroy your fantasies.

MIKE RICCI takes the cake and wins hands down going away with Brind'Amour riding shotgun.

Answer 14

Chris Pronger

Answer 15

Evgeni Malkin is pretty busted I must say....

Answer 16

Brett Sopel's mother thanks God every day that he grew up to be a hockey play so that he can afford to carry around a whole waggon full of steaks.  He needs them to throw to the dogs that follow him constantly to keep them from attacking him.

Add:  And yes he's even uglier than SJP.

Answer 17

LOL.  My vote is Kopitar.

Answer 18

I still get a good laugh out of Anze Kopitar's stats page. Poor guy.

Drop the puck already!

Answer 19

Ugly or not, all have more money than you or I my friend.

Answer 20

I'm sorry, I find SJP REAAALLLY unatractive...

Answer 21

i love him, but malkin looks like frankenstein.  the way he always has his mouth open and stuff....

SJP...too funny....love her too, but she is kinda misfortunate looking.

Answer 22

LOL! they are all unattractive but I must say that I agree with you about Sarah Jessica Parker...