Who knows any riddles?

Question

Who knows any riddles?

Answer 1

a man and his son were driving in a car and the man got in accident an ambulance came and they were rushed to seprate hospitals the boy was in a operating room and the doctor comes in and says i can't opperate on this biy he's my son.

How is this possible???

ANSWER: The doctor was the boys mom

Answer 2

UMM MOTHERHEAD U ARE SUPPOSE 2 GIVE THE ANSWER ALSO....

Answer 3

In Shnoodle land, you die at 100, but you don't die of anything else. Bob says he's 68, Carol is 56. Then, Bob says he'll die after Carol. How is this possible?

answer: Bob is lying. He 'says' he's 68.

Answer 4

On Friday, I invaded Poland, but did it without an Army, on the Saturday, I invaded Holland, and again, did it without an Army, both invasions were a success, but how did I do it?  

Answer 5

WAS AN OLD MAN CALLED BILL

WHO SWALLOWED A DYNAMITE PILL

HIS BUM WENT BANG

HIS BALLS WENT CLANG

AND HIS d**k FLEW OVER THE HILL

Answer 6

heres a few for u

1. A man rides into town on friday stays for three days and leaves on friday how is this possible?

Answer: his horse is called friday.

2. A man pushes his car to a hotel and realises that he is bankrupt how?

Answer: he is playing monopoly.

3.There is a man lying dead in the middle of a field with a package. There is nothing around him for miles how did he die?

Answer. his parachute didnt open.

4.A woman has two sons born on the same day but they are not twins, how is this possible?

Answer: they are triplets she had a little girl too.

5. A man is at a party, he drinks some punch and leaves. 2 hours later everyone at the party is dead. How where they killed?

Answer. poison in the punch (it was in the ice cubes and when the melted the pioson was released)

6. Anthony and cleopatra are lying dead on the floor, the only thing around them is some glass and water. How did they die?

Answer: they are goldfish and they'r bowl got broke.

Hope that helps.