Who knows what BIBLE means?

Question

What a mixture of answers.

BIBLE means

Basic Instruction Before Life Ends

Answer 1

the holy bible is the essence of jusus and one should read and digust its contents.

Answer 2

Does it mean BullShit in Hebrew?

Answer 3

I once heard it was acronym for

Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth. (SERIOUSLY IT WAS ON HERE !)

So with that in mind I began working on my next plague of frogs!  

Answer 4

Some people say it is an acronym for

Believe

In

Bollocks,

Love

Evil.

Answer 5

my collins dictionary says it comes from a word for book(s) (or library)

Answer 6

I know you're looking for the humorous acronym (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth), but on a more serious note, it's from the latin word from which we get the English word "library".  In spanish, it is "bibleoteka" (library) (Sorry if I misspelled that spanish word.)  Just an interesting note, the word "Bible" is nowhere to be found in the Bible.  The Bible consists of 66 books, 39 in the Old Testament, and 27 in the New.  The book of Isaiah consists of 66 chapters, 39 talking about judgement and the Law, and the last 27 talking about mercy and God's grace, along with specific Messianic prophecies.  Interesting, eh?

Answer 7

Bible= book, paper, papyrus, derived from Byblos the city that exported papyrus, holy book of christians.

Answer 8

Basic,

Instructions,

before,

leaving,

earth,

Answer 9

bible



   a book regarded as authoritative in its field  

Answer 10

The Bible is the "Book of books".

Answer 11

Book.

Answer 12

books  

Answer 13

book?

Answer 14

From 'Biblos' meaning Book

Answer 15

its a derivitive of the greek biblios which means book

Answer 16

Bad Ideology Brashly Levied Everywhere

Answer 17

It means 'Book'

Answer 18

the christians religious book

Answer 19

etymonline.com says "Bible" is derived from the Latin phrase "biblia sacra" meaning "holy books"

Which is from the Greek "ta biblia to hagia" meaning  the same thing, which comes from "biblion" meaning paper/scroll, and possibly "byblos" which was the name of the Phoenician port from which Egyptian papyrus was exported to Greece.