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Question

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

"Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now?"

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has already thought of someone to blame it on."

"When Steve Jobs talks, people listen. And when he doesn't talk, people like to imagine what he will say."

p.s Whoever leaves the funniest quote that I have not already heard will get best answer.

Answer 1

If you were born ugly, you must either learn to dance, or make love.

Nigerian Proverb

Answer 2

everyone needs something to believe in. I believe I'll have another drink.

Answer 3

"Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath who knows where you live." Martin Golding

"There is always a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train." Mr. No Name :)

Answer 4

If you want to live like a king,you must first work like a slave.

Answer 5

I've been waiting so long to see the doctor, I think I recovered.

When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

(hope you don't mind me sneaking in another one)

Answer 6

lovee thee quotess !