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i just wanna share this joke with you guys cuz i really like it!!

there was a preist a doctor a lawyer two pilots and three children on a plane. the plane was a bout to crash but thier was only three parachutes, so the doctor said, 'give the parachutes to the kids!! save the children' then the lawyer said ' no, **** the children' so the preist said 'is there time!?!'

lmfao

i luv this joke tell me wht you think of it!!

thanx!!

Answer 1

ya haaaa ha ha ha well it is ok add more

Answer 2

Hey "the saint".......How is that sexist?

The Definition of "sexist" is:

1: prejudice or discrimination based on s*x; especially : discrimination against women

2: behavior, conditions, or attitudes that foster stereotypes of social roles based on s*x

I didn't see anything sexist in that pretty darn funny joke....all I saw was a joke poking fun at all the molesting catholic priest that have been getting prosecuted!

Answer 3

Haha I had to read it twice to get it though..

Answer 4

love it. good one

Answer 5

say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification; one day right there in Alabama, little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together.

This is our hope. This is the faith that I go back to the South with. With this faith we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.

This will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with a new meaning, "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrim's pride, from every mountainside, let freedom ring."

And if America is to be a great nation this must become true. So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York. Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania!

Let freedom ring from the snowcapped Rockies of Colorado!

Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California!

But not only that; let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia!

Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee!

Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi. From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

And when this happens, when we allow freedom to ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old ***** spiritual, "Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

Answer 6

great!  put a smile on my face for sure!  thanks!  *4u

Answer 7

ha thats pretty funny

Answer 8

lolmaorofl thts pretty funny.... :')

Answer 9

Sexist, that's all I can say.

Answer 10

It took me a second but i got it. FUNNY.

Answer 11

haha thats funny. i like it. very good

Answer 12

LOL thats hilarious  

Answer 13

Short but funny!  

Answer 14

I like it.

Answer 15

ROFL hahahahaha that's soooooooo funny.  

Answer 16

waaaaay thhhaaaat real stale but funny

Answer 17

Maybe I'm a dimwit but I felt that something was missing

Answer 18

pretty good *snicker*