Who makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race?

Question

We have a winner! Ellen M

Answer 1

That would be the famous Roman by the name of Testicles. He was the one that had the "balls" to put 33 drivers (idiots) behind a team of horses and have them drive like mad (see Ben Hur) for a common finish. It's kinda evolved from the days of Testicles as there are more "horses" involved now and the fuel has changed from hay to ethanol.

Answer 2

the little old lady from Pasadena

my bad... got the songs mixed up in my head

so the answer is "She"

Answer 3

No, Fun, Fun, Fun by the Beach Boys

Beach Boys lyrics :: Fun, Fun, Fun lyrics

Well she got her daddy's car

And she cruised through the hamburger stand now

Seems she forgot all about the library

Like she told her old man now

And with the radio blasting

Goes cruising just as fast as she can now

And she'll have fun fun fun

'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away

(Fun fun fun 'til her daddy takes the T-Bird away)

Well the girls can't stand her

'Cause she walks looks and drives like an ace now

(You walk like an ace now you walk like an ace)

>>She makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race now<<

(You look like an ace now you look like an ace)

A lotta guys try to catch her

But she leads them on a wild goose chase now

(You drive like an ace now you drive like an ace)

And she'll have fun fun fun

'Til her daddy takes the T-Bird away

(Fun fun fun 'til her daddy takes the T-Bird away)

Well you knew all along

That your dad was gettin' wise to you now

(You shouldn't have lied now you shouldn't have lied)

And since he took your set of keys

You've been thinking that your fun is all through now

(You shouldn't have lied now you shouldn't have lied)

But you can come along with me

'Cause we gotta a lot of things to do now

(You shouldn't have lied now you shouldn't have lied)

And we'll have fun fun fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away

(Fun fun fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)

And we'll have fun fun fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away

(Fun fun fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)

(fun fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)

(fun fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)

(fun fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)

(fun fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)

(fun fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)

(fun fun now that daddy took the T-Bird away)

Answer 4

neohioguy1962

lol

My daughter has NEVER forgiven me,

I used to have a red '57 T-Byrd

Sold it, 'cuz I couldn't drive for more than an hour or 2, without getting a backache

Looked great, drove like an OLD pickup !

Answer 5

Any of the Petty's