Who many points would Crocodile Dundee score in Austrailian football?

Question

I think 5 per game would not be out of the question.

Answer 1

None. Knives are not allowed in play. He's obviously too old to even keep up with the modern athlete. He'd be stuck out on the wing where he could do no damage.

Answer 2

Crocodile Dundee would struggle as he is getting old now and the game is speeding up each season.  The longer he leaves it to make his debut, the tougher he's going to find it.  I think he might be better placed in an advisory role, something off-field but still close to the players ... welfare officer maybe ... that's not a broken leg, this is a broken leg, etc!

Answer 3

About 3 or 4. 5 is getting up a bit.