Who nearly scored in an everton derby ??????????

Question

most inventive answer gets the 10 points, big clue he nearly took a throw in as well

Answer 1

who cares?

Answer 2

An Everton derby? between two evertonion clubs? not sure about that one.....

Ahhh, i see. the question is a retarded pissing contest....

I would love to meet you two.......

Answer 3

good question, I am not sure on that one

Justin  

Answer 4

Merseyside derby......I take it!! Mr Sami Hyypia he scred a lovely own goal last season at Goodison!

Answer 5

i dont know..........unless the guys surname was Nearly?

Answer 6

Who were Everton playing? Everton???

Answer 7

Everton Derby! Lmfao, you guys are killing me hahahaha! But anyway it was my own brother.  Trouble is he is a butt ugly scouser and she saw the light, or rather the light s came on (After being disconnected from all the surrounding houses) . Hence he also nearly took a throw in, mid kiss, lights on, ugly brother, chips and gravey, bile on its way!! Get the picture, She THREW, my god did she throw!!, and he nearly took it in.

And to this day I cant understand why people kiss with the lights on? Scouser's are also too ugly in the dark lol.