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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's

face was

severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they

couldn't graft any

skin from his body

because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate

some of her own

skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor

felt was suitable

would have to

come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one

about where the skin

came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor

their secret. After

all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was

completed,

everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more

handsome than

he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went

on and on about

his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome

with emotion at her

sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for

everything you did

for me. How can I possibly repay you?'

'My darling,' she replied, 'I get all the thanks I need

every time I see

your mother kiss you on the cheek.'!!!

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  1. Haha (Y)


  2. lol thats soooo funny

  3. thats c**p

  4. LOL that is FUNNY!! You made my day. Have a star.

  5. That was a nice one !! LOL

  6. That is a good one!

  7. OMFG! That was hilarious! Loved it!

  8. that was hilarious

    bravo!!!!!

    no joke

  9. THAT WAS GOOD. THIS IS A LITTLE BETTER(But not much!!)

    This young man comes home from Ranger school, and tells his dad about what they had him do.

    "they tried to make me jump out of an air plane !! but i looked out the door and knew there was no way i would do it!!"

    "then my drill sargeant came up to me and said if i didn't jump, he was gonna stick his baton up my hind end!!!"

    his dad asked him, "did you jump?"

    "A little at first!!"

  10. haha thats funny

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