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Who needs a little cheer up?

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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."

He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break."

"I'm not a d**n carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!"

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. A! s he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. "Honey, how'd this all get fixed?"

She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either s***w him or bake him a cake."

He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?"

She replied, "Hellooooo... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"

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21 ANSWERS


  1. too cute, thanks for sharing.


  2. lmfao :)

  3. hahaha suits him right

  4. Very funny! A star and two snaps for you!

  5. Cute. I have to remember that. :)

  6. Nice! That was a really great comeback from her. He deserved it too....

    Have a star!

  7. lol

  8. ahahahahah

    nice one! ^_^

  9. hahahhaa were did YOU copie this from

  10. Thanks for the laugh.  That was cute.

  11. Very funny!

  12. Lol!!! =]

  13. Brilliant! You really cheered me up and boy did I need it! Thank You! Have a star!  

  14. ha ha ha ha  

  15. ha

  16. So funny it really cheered me up thx ^^

  17. cute

  18. ;)) cute :P

  19. aha ...

  20. not funny sorry.

  21. Thanks for the good laugh. I definitely needed cheering up, I've been crying all morning! Thanks :o)

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