Who poo's in public or at work?

Question

Who poo's in public or at work?

Answer 1

poo poo in the loo loo

Answer 2

LoL! Wtf kind question is that?

Answer 3

I never ever do - some people may think I am uptight but I don't wanna do a poo at work then have a colleague walk in just after and smell it - they would associate the smell of poo with me from now on - I just don't think it's lady-like to poo!!!  I know we can't help it but I'd rather do it at home!!  even if that means holding it in all day and getting gripes - i don't care!!

Then again I must admit my poo honestly doesn't stink and that's no lie unless I have a bug or something.

Then again maybe I should poo at work - that way I get paid for taking a c**p!!

Answer 4

if you gotta go you gotta go, kids in high school do it but they are too embarressed to own up and tease the ones who have!

Answer 5

haha i can never poo in public, because theres always that chance that someone will accidentally open the door and see you doing a great big poo with a struggling expression on your face. i know its highly unlikely that someone will burst through the door but theres still a chance and that freaks the h**l out of me.

when i poo i always have to be in privacy of my home, and i dont like being rushed. i want time to digest!

Answer 6

What can you do? When you gotta go, you gotta go! Just be safe and clean up before and after use.

Answer 7

I p**p in public and take no shame in it

Answer 8

I don't know anyone

Answer 9

i dont know but when ppl p**s me off i often wanna take a dump in the middle of them after i beat them unconcious,im jokin

Answer 10

You mean "Who poos...?"

I do heck, I take great pride in it, especially if I can make a clean getaway before the stench clears.

Here are some of my favourite things to do in the public lavvy:

1) Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2) Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3) Cheer and clap loudy every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4) Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5) Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh-t!! My glass eye!!"

6) Say, "d**n, this water is cold."

7) Grunt and strain really loud for 30 seconds and then drop a canteloupe in the toilet bowl from a high place and then sigh relaxingly.

8) Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9) Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus.

10) Fill up a large flask with mountain dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbor's while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11) Say, "Interesting... more sinkers than floaters."

12) Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, can you kick that back over here please?"

13) Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

14) Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

15) Say, "d**n, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16) Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17) Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down a "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18) Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19) Drop a D-cup bra under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".

Answer 11

i better not see anyone poo in public, i will call the police immediately, my my, the vapors, the vapors... it's too early to get me going....

Answer 12

No but in the hospital one of the nurses (one of my colleagues!) was caught using the patient's toilets!

We were so alarmed that someone was locked in and not replying when we called inside, that we decided to get the key and open it in case someone had collapsed or was doing something they shouldn't.

Imagine our surprise to find a fellow nurse taking a dump in the patients toilets looking at us in horror!!!!

I could not believe this because we have (much nicer) staff toilets. I would much rather use a staff toilet than a patient toilet. I wouldn't use a patient toilet if you paid me.

I think society has too much shame about taking a dump in a public toilet. There is nothing really that wrong about it. However, I still would not do it!!!! I would wait  

Answer 13

I think once you get to a certain age everyone does  

Answer 14

To Rob T....

Your answer made me laugh out loud!!

I try to avoid poo-ing in public, but sometimes you have No choice!

I do hate it though when I am in a public place and I hear and or smell someone else dumping.....it grosses me out!

Answer 15

I poo at work sometimes only because I'm there for 8 straight hours and can't go anywhere for lunch (like home). And I usually only poo in public places like a store or a restaurant when it's an emergency.