Who produced the worlds stickiest snot?

Question

I think I may have!

Answer 1

not bad keep up the good work

Answer 2

You will  have to send it to Norris McWhirter, then - if you can get it into the envelope.

According to University Challenge (as seen on The Young Ones "Bambi" episode) the current record holder is Snotbag O'Grady.

I am stopping now as i feel queasy.

Cheers, Steve.

Answer 3

you are terrible

Answer 4

gross

Answer 5

Sorry to disappoint you Crispy but I know the answer to your question for certain. Regretfully it is not you, sticky though it may be.

You can purchase a substance in a small jar [ I swear this is true I have some] called ...wait for it..."Gorilla Snot"

You place a tiny amount on the end pads of your right thumb and forefinger, than rub them together until the gorilla snot gets hot.  Then you grip your guitar pick tightly for a moment or two between the same thumb and forefinger.  Hey presto, no matter how hot and sweaty you get on stage with your band [The Odd Sods - free plug on the net! yeah why not?] you simply cannot drop your pick.  It is great stuff.

On the lid there is a cartoon picture of a gorilla with 2 green bogeys hanging from it's nose, and the "snot" itself is a revolting green colour.  But it does it's job extremely well, although it does have a sort of weired smell to it.  A bit like embrocation that footballers use on aching muscles..

So the answer to your question is Gorillas. I aint kidding check here...

http://www.zzounds.com/item--GRSGOSNOT

I cannot vouch for the authenticity of this, but I've heard you find it hanging from trees in big long green strings.  They get little pygmy kids to collect it and strain out the lumps through one of grandma's old stockings before exporting it USA where it is packaged and sold worldwide, mainly to old stoned musos like me.

Answer 6

i did, dont try to take my record away!!!!!

haha jk. idk, not you probably that gorilla dude.

Answer 7

Ms. Minger. But not from her nose.

Answer 8

spot on slim

Answer 9

my 2 1/2 year old - and whilst we are on the subject - how much snot does the human head hold????   My son has enough for a bloody army

Answer 10

Congratulations :-)

Answer 11

woodworkers.  I work in a cabinet shop and have boogers that are so sticky I cannot flick them. they stay stuck to my finger till I wipe it off on something.  I think the combination of sawdust and snot creates a putty.

Answer 12

Isn't nature just beautiful?

Answer 13

no actually the world record was for a man in uk

Answer 14

Was it a boggie.