Who should I look forward to meeting in h**l?

Question

Since atheists such as myself lack morals and eat innocent babbies and kitteh I assume I'm going to h**l.

Who should I expect on seeing there?

I'm bringing the guacamole!

Answer 1

This Is h**l, Poppet!

Welcome!

Answer 2

I'll prepare the barbecue.

We should have a rally for h**l! First one to arrive there will have that fork from Satan as trophy. Man it will be fun, lol!

Answer 3

I'll be there.

Answer 4

h**l is old news! At least there you get three regular meals, you get to socialize and so on....

The punishment for Atheists is complete oblivion: solitary isolation for eternity with nothing but your own thoughts for company....

Answer 5

You won't see anyone there.

Imagine being thrown in a pit with no light and no company for all of eternity.

This is you in h**l. No fellow damned, no imps with pitchforks.

Oh, and by the way, you're already dead, so you can't die to end the suffering of loneliness. You're in there for good.

Answer 6

i`ll be there too, i`ll bring the wine and the babies ....

hmmmm delicious, we are gonna have a lot of fun !

Answer 7

Me too, obviously..

If there is one.. ;)

Guacamole sounds awesome, btw!

Do you think we can marinate babbies in that? Hehe.. =D

I'll bring the BBQ-food. And the cookies. Yay!

Answer 8

Hitler, Stalin and probably the person who invented "Teletubbies"

Answer 9

babbies isn't even the right way to spell it.

Answer 10

well...first of all...heaven or h**l isn't determined by morals,what you eat,who you are, where you go or anything else.. other than whether you accept Christ or not...sorry, that's as complicated as it gets!...It's man who tends to complicate it!..As for activity in h**l, from what scripture has to say about it, I 'doubt' if I'd worry about partying with friends,or the rich and famous!...But all that aside...I'm hoping you don't wind up there, and I say that with total sincerity....and ..you may not understand why, but I will be praying for your decisions concening(your concerns)...'course,I'm an old f**t who takes things a bit more serious than even some of the(Christians)whom I have as friends....peace!

Answer 11

lol looks like you're excited to go to h**l.

good luck with that. you're going to need it :)

Answer 12

Most of the population, including Christians.

They break bible rules all the time.  

Answer 13

Gary Coleman and the gang.

Answer 14

I'm not just going to h**l! I'm going to the h**l of h**l. I heard the weather was much warmer.