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Who thinks the Republican conspiracy is absolute genius?

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Just imagine...

in 2005 the Republicans created a tropical storm, nurtured it into a Category 3 hurricane, and brought is ashore in southern Louisiana in order to create our country's largest natural disaster.

Just several days ago, the GOP did it again, and today brought the conspiracy to fruition with landfall of another Category 3 hurricane in southern Louisiana.

The goal of this incredible conspiracy was to showcase how the Republican administration revamped the antiquated FEMA domestic disaster response program (last reorganized under President William Jefferson Clinton) to showcase that domestic as well as foreign affairs are under control.

It is rumored that Carl Rove actually was the planner and organizer of these two events, with particular attention being given to the 2008 storm making landfall between the two Presidential conventions.

In a related story, Rove fathered the boy who has impregnated Bristol Palin, and orchestrated her pregnancy with that of her mother.

With such genius at work, how can we possibly vote for anyone other than the Republicans?

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  1. Interesting thinking...I'm republican and I'm voting for Barr. So I guess anything is possible!


  2. I love this question!

  3. This is the greatest question ever.  

  4. How do you create a tropical storm? You must be retarded to think that can be orchestrated!

  5. Yes, we are pretty amazing. No applause please, just send your donations to your local Red Cross, and thank you for your support.

  6. Oh I can come up with much better conspiracies than THAT!

  7. Yes I heard all of this (lol)

  8. Yes, it was absolute genius.  And your satire is the best!

  9. What you said is as reasonable as the "9-11 was an inside job" school of thought.  

  10. I also heard he completely screwed our economy, the environment, our respect throughout the world, simultaneously raised the strength and numbers of Al-Qaeda in both Afghainistan AND Pakistan, orchestrated the politicalization of the Attorney General's office, violated the rules of the Geneva convention, illegally wiretapped American citizens phones,  and took away our right to Habeus Corpus.  Genius!

  11. Although I see the hubris in your posting, I agree completely that there is no way McCain/Palin can lose in November.

  12. ahhhhhhhhhhhh the architect! lol

  13. Unfortunately there will be people that actually believe this. I bet they would love to have such power.

  14. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

  15. wow can i buy hurricane spray on Ebay? or is there a special website that sells it? got any links.  

  16. You forgot the one about George Bush secretly pushing over the levee's in New Orleans.

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