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Who thinks these kids jokes are funny ?

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Q: What goes ha, ha, ha, plop?

A: Someone laughing their head off!

Q: What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?

A: A doughnut!

Q: What always ends everything?

A: The letter 'G'!

Q: What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?

A: Look round!

Q: To whom do people always take off their hats?

A: Hairdressers!

Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?

A: Because when you have found it you stop looking!

Q: Why do you always walk with the right foot first?

A: Because when you put one foot forward the other is always left behind!

Q: What always falls without getting hurt?

A: Rain!

Q: What word is always pronounced wrong?

A: Wrong!

Q: What is full of holes yet can still hold water?

A: A sponge!

Q: What happens after a dry spell?

A: It rains!

Q: Which is the fastest, cold or heat?

A: Heat; you can catch a cold!

Teacher: Mike, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of this class?

Mike: No, Miss.

Teacher: Then stop acting the fool!

Q: What do sea monsters eat?

A: Fish and ships!

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  1. I´m a kid I   don´t like them very much. Please send me better one,thanks

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