Who wants a best answer award?

Question

Alright,

I'm feeling generous at the moment,

the first person to write somthing interesting, i will award them as best answer. No joke.

Have a go you never know.

Answer 1

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish???

a swimming trunk!!! lol

PEACE =D

Answer 2

you spelled something wrong. :)

Answer 3

Benjamin Franklin is known as the "Father of France" due to the number of illegitimate children he fathered while stationed there during the Revolution. He also later died due to complications from Syphillis, which he also caught in France.

Answer 4

One of the most famous seas in American history contains no water at all. That's because the Sea of Tranquility is on the moon.

Answer 5

AAAAAH!!! NOT ME!!!!!! NO WAY!!!!! KEEP THAT BEST ANSWER AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!

PLEASE!!!!!!!!! (beg beg beg)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Answer 6

I love kids. That is why I help them with their homework.

Answer 7

An interesting fatc that I find cool is Chewing Gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying

Answer 8

Well, I got stitches once from cutting hard bread. Its slipped, its not my fault! I knew of should of cooked it first.

If that doesn't do it for you then here's a cow with a party hat.

<(: (:)

Answer 9

Stress is when I wake up screaming...and I realize I havent gone to sleep yet!....goodnite.

Answer 10

I hate kids.  I intentionally feed them wrong answers and tell them their parents are communists.  They just laugh.  Apparently, most five year olds don't get the Cold War, because communism is not humorous.

Answer 11

WHAT CAUSES THUNDER?

Lightning does. In an instant, a bolt of lightning can heat the air around it up to 60,000 degrees Fahrenheit. The heated air expands violently, like an explosion. As the air expands it also cools quickly and starts to contract. This quick expansion and contraction air creates the shock waves we hear as thunder.

Answer 12

i shoot a man in reno, just to watch him die.