Who wants to build a pirate ship, and travel the world?

Question

imagine, the world, freemen.

Answer 1

only if i can take my kids and my man with me

Answer 2

me,me,me,

Answer 3

well i get sea sick so can i catch a plane and meet you in every port ........

Answer 4

What bugs me, is that most of the people who answered were chicks.  And women are bad luck on the old wooden, sailships.  Ok, if you     s have to bring up those butch, gals who went along with a pirate (who's name I will refrain from mentioning, less you want me to barf).  But those were two exceptions.

Pirates don't build a ship to go pirating, they steal the ship they will be pirating with.  Pirates are lazy, rum swilling, smelly, rum farting, rude cusses.

God I love pirates.

But my answer would be no.  This sounds like a suburbanite trying to be a biker just because they ride a Harley.  Oh, I mean pirate.

Quit your job, stop showering, eat your dog's food for 6 months, and drink lots of rum while defiling the neighbor's prize winning cat or dog or daughter.

Heck do you even know what a captain's daughter is on a ship?  I bet you'd look for a pretty     !  lol

Gotta love them greenhorns!  :)

Answer 5

Arr! I'd just as soon steal us a ship and save all the hard work ye are suggestin'!

I hear they 'ave some good uns in Southampton!  arr! to the port!

Answer 6

just dont put thomas cook in charge, they have a habit of crashing them................

Answer 7

Only if we can actually rob people and make them walk the plank ... Shiver me timbers

Oh yea we need rum loads of rum

Answer 8

ahoy matey, im in.  whos bringin the booty?  ill bring the rum.  argh

Answer 9

that sounds like fun...when do we leave!

Answer 10

The modern equivalent would be to get yourself elected as Mayor of London (if you want to be the Captain), or an M.P. if you want to be one of the Pirate Gang!!

Free travel around the world, frequent opportunities to rob people of their hard earned savings, and no doubt an occasional opportunity for a little licentious living according to your own peculiar tastes.

As a a modern added bonus, you'll even get an allowance from the government to pay for a home on dry land, just for when you get tired of being a pirate and want to return home 'to spend more time with your family'.

Answer 11

so long as we steer clear of china, last sea pirates they caught they drug to port and did a sea shore mass execution.

Answer 12

I have been at sea travelling the world for 15 years, i can be the navigatarrrrgh

Answer 13

I'll supply the shivering timbers.

Answer 14

yeah lets go ive pinched some condoms from luscious linz lets hit the clubs when we ve dropped anchor

Answer 15

As long as I weren't on my own I'd love it!

But I would be a freewoman!! :D

Answer 16

Bagsy be Johnny Depp..

Answer 17

arrreee i will sail with yer matey

regards x kitti x

Answer 18

If you could get a suitable sailing ship - people would pay to be members of your crew! It would be a great business adventure. I would be great for it. I have a dodgy right eye - so a black patch would be handy. But with my luck the bugger would sink or we would get hit by a tornado. A guy in Belgium or Holland has built a replica of Noah's ark - he would be a good guy to get advice from!

Answer 19

Aye! Aye!

Terrific idea.

But I won't be stealing stuff.

A good pirate I will be.

Wanna join my crew?

Answer 20

argh, i be your 1st mate

Answer 21

Sure if you are up for some Hollywood glamour syle expedition. But take a look at modern day p****y below please...

Answer 22

ooooarghhhh

Answer 23

what about building a normal ship and travelling the world