Three 3rd-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid says "Lets see who has the largest d**k"Okay," they all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the african american whips his out. It is by far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid r stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest d**k."
"What kind of game is that?" says the mother.
"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! My friends say it is cuz im black is that true?"
The mom replies "no honey its because your 23"
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