Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink?

Question

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink?

Answer 1

got to be one of us blokes don't you think..

Answer 2

Dr. Phil

Answer 3

The same person that said, "I think I'll eat whatever comes out of this chicken's ***."

Answer 4

God probaly gave him info

you know adam named all the animals

Answer 5

It's those curious humans again.

Answer 6

Baby cow. We called him, "Hank." Thirsty little feller.

Answer 7

Calvin

Answer 8

Some curious farmers ^.-

Answer 9

I am guessing it was the first person who put 2 and 2 together...nourishing milk comes from boobies.

Answer 10

They must've seen the calf sucking on them and thinking:

                     Hey, since our women produce milk, maybe animals do to. So they experimented...