Who was the first person to look at a cow and say....?

Question

"I think I'll squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out".

Answer 1

I agree with one of the people before me--someone probably saw a calf feeding.

Or, maybe it came from the concept of breastfeeding. If babies can get milk from their mothers, why can't humans get milk from cows?

Answer 2

I hate to be a wet blanket, but I imagine it was someone who watched the calf feeding ...!

Answer 3

Aha, that's hilarious! But to answer your question, I have no idea...Someone very odd obviously...

Answer 4

okay i confess, it was me....... and it was fun.... =)

Answer 5

um I don't really know

Answer 6

Isn't it AMAZING the things people think about? BTW I think Philip_J's answer was HILARIOUS...

Answer 7

The same person that prepared the first boiled egg and prayed no one asked where it came from.

:)

Answer 8

I don't know but consider the first person to eat sweetbreads,

Answer 9

It was probably a redneck on a bet.  

Answer 10

I don't know, but that's not as strange as the person who added bacteria to the milk to make cheese

Answer 11

I think it was the man in the moon.. I could be wrong