Who was the first person to think of milking a cow and drinking the milk?

Question

My friend randomly asked me this question on AIM and I thought "Hey, thats kinda interesting. I think i wanna find that out.." Anyone got an answer for me?

Answer 1

It was Cain, the first murderer! The one who was band to the land of Nod.

Answer 2

Tom Green.

Answer 3

What utter nonsense.

Thought process, "If A kid can get milk from it's mother, and a cow, goat, sheep and other animules has kids sucking them things, why can I do the same?"

After the first guy got his head stepped on, the next guy thought, "Why not just grab hold and hang on until I can get my mouth on them? Hey, these things squirt stuff, I'll try that." and milking was invented.

The first guys name was Bob...the second guys name was Sue. That's because his dad wasn't going to be around and he wanted him to grow up tuff.

Answer 4

The Milkman did...

Answer 5

a hungry one.-blurey

Answer 6

Couldn't have been a smart one! Cow's milk is for calves, not humans!

Answer 7

You're looking for a name of a person who lived 20,000 years ago?

Answer 8

Happy Gilmore.

Answer 9

Ramarajan...Tamil Film Star

Answer 10

idk, but i thank God for that person on a daily basis.  without milk, there would be no cheese!!!!