Who wins in a fight between a gang of ninja zombies and a pack of vampire attack dogs?

Question

This is what I have spent the last 5 years contemplating.

Answer 1

Zombies are slow and stupid..but the fact that they have ninja.in them I will go with them..and Shmekles does have a very valid point..with the love making thing..lol..

Answer 2

Ninja zombies. Come on, you have things that you cant see coming to eat your brains. Kinda obvious. Just leave a few for me OK? Im kinda out of shape.  

Answer 3

zombies are good kissers but you can't have s*x with dogs unless you want to be stared at and put in jail. plus i think ninjas are way s**y and i would definitely have s*x with a ninja zombie, i dont think that's illegal at all. what was the question?

Answer 4

The dogs will always prevail.

Answer 5

Um..the dogs would so eat the zombies.

Do I have to do everything around here?

Answer 6

Wow.  That's quite a question you have here.  As much as I love vampire dogs, I think I'd put my money on the ninja zombies because they could go all jujitsu on the dogs and snap them like twigs.

Answer 7

i think the vampire dogs have a slight edge, zombies are pretty stupid.

Answer 8

ninja zombies of course...the vampire attack dogs only feed on canine blood.

Answer 9

Easy question......if the fight happens during the day! Then it's "Poof!" vampire doggies.

Answer 10

If it's televised, we all win.

Answer 11

The dogs. The zombie traits would be dominant, and the ninja traits would be dormant, so you'd basically have a bunch of clumsy, shuffling, moaning ninjas accidentally bopping themselves in the rotten heads with their own nunchuks, while being ripped apart by dogs.

Ugly situation, really.