Who wins the poker game?

Question

You're playing poker with McCain, Palin, Obama, & Biden. 7 card stud, 3 down 4 up. Cards are all dealt. Obama's got 2 aces showing with no help. Biden's got nothin', Palin's working on a low straight and McCain has Obama's third ace, but bet big on the first up card like he's got a pair in the hole. You've got a pair of sevens showing. Obama bets modestly, McCain bumps. Everyone calls.

Who wins?

Answer 1

We do because Palin has shown what she does to crooks in public office.

Answer 2

Me!

I got two points for your stupid question.

Answer 3

probably Biden

Answer 4

In this card game, the House. But, in the real game of politics, the Nation loses all the way around.

Answer 5

Who cares?

Answer 6

Now we're getting down to issues...

...not.

Answer 7

The river and flop cards are 7's so I would win.