Who would I contact about performing espionage and sabotage for the Russian government.?

Question

please dont be mad at me. I just saw an oppourtunity and Im going for it. This is the land of oppourtunity after all.

Answer 1

man, i hope the CIA doesnt look up ur IP address and raid your house after you posted that....

Answer 2

Tell your therapist or one of the orderlies.  They'll adjust your dosage accordingly.

Answer 3

Your a ding dong, and shame on you for saying these things!

Answer 4

Try 1-800-555-1234

Answer 5

Let me research that and get back to you.  

Answer 6

the russian  mob dumbass

Answer 7

They come to you, if worthy!  

Answer 8

You might try to follow in the Footsteps of Lee Harvey Oswald , when he tried to do the same thing, back in the early 1960 ' s .

Answer 9

Just keep banding a few "Key words" about on-line and they will find you. You may end up wearing an orange boiler suit and be locked up for 23 hours a day,but look on the brightside,orange could really flatter your skin tone.

Answer 10

Dmitry Medvedev would be a good starting point

Answer 11

Stay at home, cos the F.B.I will be around in about five minutes!

Answer 12

Try the CIA.  They would love to hear from you.

Answer 13

Go to Mississippi then find the most desolate area, and find a truck load of muscular red neck racists and tell them your plan. Oh by the way, I wish you luck min your endeavor.

Answer 14

it all depends on when georgia finds this question has you beheaded and probabaly worse

Answer 15

crack open enough cans of russian caviar.

the more you open the more likely your chances are of finding the hidden GPS ring  prise.

once they know it's been found THEY will contact you.