Who would win?, Chuck Norris "the mike huckabee supporter" (look it up) or Walker Texas Ranger?

Question

Who would win?, Chuck Norris "the mike huckabee supporter" (look it up) or Walker Texas Ranger?

Answer 1

the general public,

no matter what happens chuck norris dies.

everyone is happy.

no more played out internet c**p, and a fundie whackjob creationist dies (who is so extreme that he's a fundies fundie).

win-win.

btw- did you hear chuck norris sucks **** for cab fare then walks home.

Answer 2

John McCain would beat the snot out of both of them at once.

Answer 3

Cabbage

Answer 4

Chuck Norris is a stud!!