Who would win? A ninja or a pirate?

Question

just for the record, my friend said that a pirate could kill a ninja. I said no. He disagrees. So, i need your opinion. Who would win this epic battle?!?!

Answer 1

First of all it would not be an epic battle. The pirate would be dead before he even knew what hit him. Not even close to being a battle really.

Answer 2

A NINJA HE HAS SPECIAL MOVES NUNCHUCKS SWORDS AND A PIRATE GOTS A CANNON AND SWORD               NINJA WOULD WIN

Answer 3

PIRATE ALL THE WAY!

Answer 4

a ninja

Answer 5

THE NINJA! :)

Answer 6

i think a ninja because they have all the kunfu moves that a pirate could never pull off

Answer 7

NINJAs ALL THE WAY!!!

haha only one person said pirate and a whole bunch of people at my school think a pirate would win, they are so dumb

Answer 8

ninja, definetly :)

Answer 9

haha, ninja most likely...

.... but if orlando bloom and johnny depp were the pirates, then for sure pirates lol

:) <3

Answer 10

ninjas are cool so ninja

Answer 11

A ninja could easily kill hundreds of pirates before they even know they're dead.

Answer 12

ninja wins, no contest

Answer 13

a ninja cause there quicker and are a lot leas dumb.

pirates have leas weapons but ninjas got a lot of different ones

Answer 14

ninja. unless it was a ninja against jack sparrow. then, definitely jack sparrow. just because he's cool.

Answer 15

ninja fa sho

Answer 16

ninja!!!!'all day everyday!!!

Answer 17

Totally a pirate! They've got guns and swords while a ninja has only got a chain thing.  Plus pirates are awesome, savvy?

Answer 18

easily a ninja

Answer 19

a ninja of course

the ninja would dodge all the pirates shots, and then counter with his swift ninja kicks and punches.

Answer 20

Ninja!!!! Pirates are too slow and ninja's have the high tech stuff

Answer 21

Ninja.  No contest.

Answer 22

a ninja would totally kill a pirate any day of the year. they dont have a chance a ninja is the master of all things sly and secretive

Answer 23

pirates cuz they fight dirty

Answer 24

Dude, a ninja would SO whip a pirate.Pirates aren't trained at all, they just picked up sword fighting. Ninjas are trained warrior made to kill. unlike pirates who really only need to defend themselves.

Answer 25

A ninja. Everything about a ninja is better.

The clothes, the weapons, they are much more mysterious, they have better teeth, and they are better at fighting.

And for every one who said Jack Sparrow, get a life. Its a movie. I highly doubt Johnny Depp could beat anyone down.

So yea, ninjas win.

Answer 26

NINJA!!! PIRATE WON'T EVEN KNOW HE'S THERE

Answer 27

The pirate ninja that swept down while both of them were distracted. Pirate ninjas can kick some major a$$.

Answer 28

Ohh wow i cant believe ur even asking when the obvious answer is NINJA!!! pirates are definitely afraid of ninjas :D

Answer 29

Hmmm...I see both sides. A pirate could win cuz they have swords or whatever there called. And a ninja is pretty darn fast and talented. Lets just say a tie cuz u r both right.

Answer 30

Pirate. Without a doubt.

But a viking could take them both!

I think a better question should be "Vikings or Visi Goths?"

Answer 31

Ninja of course!  Chah!