Who would win a cage fight between John McCain and d**k Cheney?

Question

What would happen? How would it go down? How would the fight end?

Answer 1

they both would have heart attacks and die.

Answer 2

They would start off standing and striking.  Mc Cain would shoot for a single leg and Chaney would stuff the takedown.  They would circle again feeling each other out for weaknesses.  Eventually Cheney would pull his face off and shoot acid at McCain who would die.  Cheney would be exposed as an alien murderer and lanched into space.

Answer 3

Hahaha Judomofo ftw. Never underestimate Cheney's ability to keister a shotgun into the ring, though, but that's only useful at distance. McCain would just disarm and shoot him. ;)

Answer 4

The public would win.

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Answer 5

Dude...

McCain has some serious skills, he was a high school and college wrestler, he would shoot and ground and pound d**k to a heart attack..

However, during said heartattack, Cheney would pull off some sneaky mean eye gouge or something... however, McCain will laugh and say... "I've had bamboo chutes in my urethra dude, you think an eye gouge would hurt me!"

McCain would then win by body slam by vicious murderous ground and pound while screaming at Cheney, calling him "Charlie!"

Answer 6

d**k Cheney would shoot John McCain in the face

Answer 7

mccain is too old plus cheney would shoot him in the face

Answer 8

do you really think mccain is good? i think he sucks and hope obama beats him!! if you disagree you should go vote for mccain on this site..