Who would win a card game of Old Maid between Paris Hilton Vs Jessica Simpson?

Question

Who would win a card game of Old Maid between Paris Hilton Vs Jessica Simpson?

Answer 1

neither one they would hear the name of the game and refuse to play thinking the winner would become one

Answer 2

  who would win or who is a old maid  

Answer 3

neither one even knows how to spell old maid!

Answer 4

paris hilton because she would obviously pay jessica to let her win  :)

and jessica wouldnt get whats going on and be like ok  

Answer 5

Jessica Simpson.   She's hot, and she's not as much of a dumbass as you'd think.

Paris Hilton would be "too special" to even lift up the Card.