Who would win a fight in a celeb match off and why?

Question

answer each one with A1 A2 A3 ( the best answers get 10 points) make me laugh loads plz

1 jim carry vs tim curry

2 homer simpson vs monty burns

3 george bush vs peter jones

4 amy wine house vs micheal barrymore

5 macrame vs Wise

6 tom vs jerry

7 the baldy man vs mr bean

8 david bowie vs jim bowen

9 tommy cooper vs paul kay

10 drew carry vs dr who

11 the darliks vs a pepper pot

12 jack thompson vs mary white house

13 tony blare vs his evil twin

14 einstien vs doc brown

15 biff tannon vs ross kemp

Answer 1

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Answer 2

1. jimmy carrey, because hes better

2. homer simpson, cuz mr burns can hardly walk on his own

3. george bush, he has weapons

4. micheal barrymore, he has a pool...

5. idk who they are.

6. tom, its about time tom caught jerry

7. mr bean. i dont need a reason.

8. neither

9. -

10. dr who, he has some crazy weapons and ****.

11. a pepper pot, it could easily confuse a darlik

12. -

13. his evil twin..

14. einstein is a genious

15. ross kemp on gangs.. nuff said,.

Answer 3

me

Answer 4

Ross Kemp would kick the sh*t out of Biff Tannen.

Answer 5

K...I will try though I won't be first to answer...

1. Jim Carrey.  Because I don't know who Tim Curry is.

2. Homer, because he's the underdog and always wins the big ones

3. Niether they fight to the death with cheering across the country.

4. Amy, because she is crazy.

5. Macrame.

6. Jerry, he's tiny and way more evil.

7. Mr. Bean, because it will be a new movie that no one will watch

8. David Bowie, because those teeth and hair will scare anyone to death

9. Paul Kay

10. Drew Carey.  Because I just like him

11. What the h**l is a pepper pot?

12. Jack thompson

13. Tony Blare's evil twin.  Because he's evil

14 Doc Brown.  If he loses he'll go back in time and do it over again

15 Biff Tannen  Because he's a jerk!

Answer 6

A4 . I would luv to see that. Shes been practicing on her fans.

Answer 7

A1 Jim Carry would give Tim Curry an 'Almighty' beating.

A2 Homer Simpson would sit on Burns and crush him to death.

A3 Peter Jones would kick the 'W' out of George Bush

A4 Amy Wine House would send Barrymore to rehab.

A5 Macrame would fold!

A6 Jerry always wins

A7 Mr Bean would give the Baldy man a good slapping

A8 Jim Bowen would dart David Bowie before shouting "look at what you could have won!"

A9 Tommy Cooper will win 'just like that'

A10 Drew Carry would win the first 9 times but still lose.

A11 Their the same thing!

A12 Mary Whitehouse will bore him to death.

A13 They'd get on so well that they would join forces.

A14 Doc Brown would punch Einstien right in the E=MC2.

A15 Ross Kemp, but only if his got back up!

Answer 8

jim: he is cute

homer: he has a big brain

george: he is a vamp

amy: she is real

macrame: has The Force

tom: he is a dog

mr bean: his stupidity is invincible

david: he is nice

tommy: I love his teeth

drew: he smells good

a pepper pot: love pepper

mary: she is The One

no comments

einstein: he is brainless

biff: he has the ketchup power

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