Who would win between a ninja and a pirate?

Question

my cousins and brother and I are wondering

Answer 1

Chuck Norris.

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Answer 2

Ninja, pirates are thieves and prefer defenseless victims. The movies make pirates look good but in real life they are scum.

Answer 3

ninja duhh

Answer 4

which environment. if they fight on the pirates ship then the pirates have a huge advantage. what if it is a long range fight. pirates have guns and cannons. if it was hand to hand then the ninjas have a huge advantage. their swords would break a ninja sword and they have more types of weapons.

Answer 5

we all lose when people clog forums with retarded questions

Answer 6

a ninja definitely. pirates are always drinking and raping woman. no time to practice with their busy schedule.

Answer 7

Pirate!

Ninja don't shoot grapeshot out of cannon at their opponents when they are still 100 feet away!

Answer 8

The old battle between Pirates and Ninjas....

Pirates win..and here are several reasons why

-Pirates have guns

-Pirates are much more hardy than Ninja, meaning if they were stabbed, they can keep on fighting

-Pirates have guns

-Pirates drink quite often, and are thus more aggressive and pain resistant

-Pirates have guns

-Pirates spend most of their time with wenches when not drinking or plundering, and thus can insult Ninja masculinity for wearing flamboyant clothing and their general nature

-Pirates have guns

-Pirates have Ships with cannons

-Pirates have guns

-Pirates are incredibly strong from lifting plunder, cannons  and other material, they out power Ninja

-Pirates have guns

-Pirates smell bad, Ninjas with their perfumed noses can't take it, and die.

-Pirates have guns

-Pirates carry many diseases with them, however are immune to most, Ninjas are too clean and die from lack of immunity.

-Pirates have guns

-Pirates fight Sea Monsters, the Undead, Scurvy, angry Wenches, and much more threatening, the English Navy. Ninjas fight....other Ninjas with X or Y Gimic. Pirates deal with more threatening adversaries.

-Pirates have guns

And the list continues on and on.....

Answer 9

Pirate! They have guns and better sword and are stronger and are just plain better!! Ninjas are freaks, a pirate would shoot it before the ninja even  got close!

Answer 10

Ninja I'd say.

Best wishes :)***

Answer 11

pirates have muskets and cannons i think that guns can take ninja stars any day

Answer 12

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Your question is not funny because it's not original.

Answer 13

ninjas would totally annihilate a pirates. why u ask? pirates have eye patches which means reduced vision, they also have peg legs= reduced mobility, they're not very clean so that mean they probably have one or more health problems and they drink all the time. that's just a few. ninjas on the other hand and masters of stealth. that alone paired with the pirates reduced vision gives the ninja the winning edge. also they have shuriken which means they dont have to get close to the pirate to attack. sure a pirate has a gun but if he misses, which more likely than no he will, it will take for ever to re-load allowing the ninja to chop his head off or shoot with a poisoned dart

Answer 14

dude its ovious what your gonna get from the martial artists

NINJA ALL DA WAY

oh and dude above me

ninjas dont get drunk thus are more focused on their tasks

ninjas are super stealthy

ninjas could kill a pirate faster than they could say arrrrrgh