Who would win in a bare knuckle fight? Palin or Obama?

Question

please give details as how it would pan out if they had to go 3 rounds or less.

Answer 1

She would strut her stuff and believe that she can never lose and therein lies the problem in round three. Another self inflicted wound.

Answer 2

Palin and Obama stand at opposite corners of the arena. The booming voice of the moderator on the hanging overhead speakers is drowned out by the roar of the frenzied crowd. The opponents, both from opposite ends of the political spectrum, glare at each other.

"You're just lucky McCain ain't here", yells Palin, initiating the trash talk.

"A light will come down from... somewhere...", sneers Obama. "You will be enlightened. You will vote for Barack before this match is through."

"Stay presidential!", comes the reply.

An intense horn blast fills the stadium. For a half a moment as the ruckus fades away, the jeering crowd is completely silent. But only for a moment. The shrieks and screams of delight are once again deafening as the combatants run towards each other under the spotlights. In the front row seats, just out of reach of the overwhelmed security guards, a man has stripped naked and is crowd surfing

Obama takes the first blow as Palin delivers a powerful roundhouse kick to his stomach. He staggers back a little bit, gasping for breath, his tie fluttering a bit in the breeze. The intense heat from the lights, combined with epic levels of adrenaline have caused him to sweat profusely. It drips from his collar as he eyes his political opponent's running mate. He lunges forward.

Brown meets white as Barack's fist connects with Palin's jawbone. As she falls to the ground, he pounds his powerful fist into his left hand; his knuckles popping. Standing over Palin's fallen figure, he utters his crowd-pleasing catchphrase, "It's time for change."

Answer 3

Palin because shes a b~tch to start off with and seems to have alot of anger inside of her.

and I doubt Obama would fight a woman anyways.

he has class.

palin...not so much.

Answer 4

Palin would make a great d********x. She can chain me to a bed Any Day!

Answer 5

tough 1,but obama has alot of pratice from his wife bitc h slapping him alot so he would be ready.

Answer 6

Palin could beat the c**p out of Obama, She already opened a big can of whoopa$$ on the whole Democratic party.

Answer 7

After tonight, I think Sarah would, funny question....lol

Answer 8

That is funny how the republicans want to compare her with Obama, when they should be putting her up with Joe Biden and his experience. Obama is a well educated man who is ready to take the seat. That poor hockey mom doesn't have a chance.

Answer 9

Palin....unless the mainstream media news anchors were judging it. Then Obama would win.

Answer 10

dude palin is a mom that loves God she is just putting a tough act on. she would **** her pants if she was in any real danger come on. Also, obama is much to superior for fighting which i love but he would kick *** if he ever had to. Dude Palin is a p***y period...no lie. haha

Answer 11

Palin would not only rip him apart; she would gut him, skin him, and hang him out to dry.  She's a tough cookie that lives in a tough enviroment and I could only imagine what she has had to deal with being a woman in male dominated political world.  She's a dynamic woman and I'm proud that McCain put her on his ticket!!

Answer 12

Hahaha

Palin would win hands-down

Have you ever seen how weak and frail Obama looks?

He has the body frame of your average 14 y/o girl recently liberated from Auschwitz

"That is funny how the republicans want to compare her with Obama, when they should be putting her up with Joe Biden and his experience."

Republicans aren't making this argument dummy, liberals brought it up. THEY should be comparing the experience of the ones on the TOP of the ticket. McCain-Obama. Who wins there? Hmmm... head-scratcher

Answer 13

Obama worked on the South Side of Chicago, he knows how to pimp slap a w***e.