Who would win in a debate between Pat Robertson and Popeye?

Question

Keep in mind that Popeye claimed to be God when he said "I am what I am and that's all what I am."

Answer 1

Neither one teach the Bible, so it would be a draw as to which lost.

Answer 2

Pat Robertson would try to take Popeye's pipe away, and you know where Popeye would shove that pipe after that?

Answer 3

Before or after he eats his spinach?

Answer 4

POPEYE, hands down.   HA HA very funny.

Answer 5

Sadly I would have to choose Popeye.

Answer 6

Sane people > Pat Robertson

Answer 7

Vot knows who Popeye is, but again, who is this other person?

Answer 8

I am awaiting your next logical question......

"In a cage fight who would win Pat Robertson or Chuck Norris?"

I think Pat Robertson has been exhibiting signs of dementia of late (could explain some of the crazy statements he has made over the past few years)

Answer 9

Well...

Popeye eats his spinach...

Spinach has been called brain food by nutritionists...

So I have to say...

Al Bundy would win since Popeye isn't a real person...

and neither is Pat Robertson.

Answer 10

Well, I'm not sure of the evidential basis for such a view, but IMO, Popeye is a better candidate for God than Robertson as God's spokesman.  Couldn't God have picked less of a lunatic and idiot to be his spokesman?