Who would win in a fight between Jesus and Rick Moranis?

Question

Who would win in a fight between Jesus and Rick Moranis?

Answer 1

jesus would start out fast but rick would wear him down with contsant screening's of honey i shrunk the kids and subsequent sequels, nobody could stand up to the sequels, and then rick would finish the job by performing a few country songs with his country western band

Answer 2

Rick would. He could shrink Jesus to the size of an ant and crush him.

Although depending on your beliefs, Jesus could do the same thing to Rick. hmm.

Answer 3

Audrey.

Answer 4

Jesus, having fasted for 40 days & nights, would still win.