Who would win in a fight between Mike Tyson and a Fire Hydrant?

Question

Who would win in a fight between Mike Tyson and a Fire Hydrant?

Answer 1

I bet it would go at least 7 rounds. Then Mike would pass out because if he doesn't knock you out in the first 3 rounds he is toast.

You think at the weigh in he would threaten to eat the Fire Hydrants children?

Answer 2

mike tyson will get ko

Answer 3

The fire hydrant is smarter so it will be able to withstand Mike's punches.

If Mike is in shape then he takes a decision, if not he will quit.

Answer 4

If hes coked up, which i assume he is if he is fighting a fire hydrant, Ill take Tyson.

If hes not coked up I gotta go with the Fire Hydrant to bust up his knuckles within the first few seconds, Im sure after that he will start bitting the hydrant untill the police show up.

Victory for the fire hydrant.

Answer 5

Well, they're both covered with rust. . . . .but I'll bet the hydrant has never bitten anyone.  I want good odds, but I'll go with the hydrant!

Answer 6

DRAW

Answer 7

I don't know I think Mike punches himself out in a round and gets severely hydrated in the second. So yeah he gets knocked out by the stupid rope a dope.

Answer 8

the fire hydrant!!

Answer 9

Neither. Mike can't hurt the Fire Hydrant. The fire Hydrant has no mobility so it can't hurt Mike either. It is a draw.