Who would win in a fight to the death, Mike Ditka, or Chuck Norris?

Question

it is proposed that Ditka can stop Hurricanes, however, Norris' roundhouse kicks can be seen from space, so the question to be asked is... Who would win in an intense fight to the death. (quick note. Ditka has the '86 bears on his side, Norris has that black sidekick from Walker)

Answer 1

Walker Texas Ranger!

Ditka would just run his mouth until Norris kicked his teeth out

Answer 2

You have to show me the ' Vegas line on it before I'd put any $$ down jack !

Answer 3

omg r u kidding?? hahahahaha

Chuck silly

Answer 4

Chuck Norris!

Answer 5

CHUCK NORRIS, HE'S SO TOUGH THAT UNDER HIS BEARD, HE HAS NO CHIN ONLY ANOTHER FIST.

Answer 6

Probably Chuck Norris. Ditka's getting a little old.

Answer 7

Chuck would win, of course, but Ditka would bite off Chuck's nose.

Answer 8

Chuck Norris...he always wins.  

Answer 9

Ditka also has 94% blockage of his coronary arteries........Chuck wouldn't even get in a kick before Ditka's heart explodes.

Answer 10

still i say Chuck.

Answer 11

Chuck Norris will kill Ditka by showing him all the bad movies he has made, surely Ditka will commit suicide.