Who would win in a no holds barred tickle fight? McCain or Obama?

Question

McCain may have a few old Navy tickle tactics up his sleeve, but he's getting old. Obama has long tickling fingers, but could he be very ticklish behind his ears?

Note: Biden and Palin are not part of the question, if someone else wants to ask fine, but I think asking a question like that would be trivial and a waste of everyone's time.

Answer 1

Obama wins by death as McCain's heart quits after 1/2 round of wheezing, laughing and coughing.

Answer 2

obama.  mccain would surrender rather than fight, just like he did in vietnam.

Answer 3

Obama works out all the time and stays in shape McCain can only beat you if you are his wife.

Obama hands down McCain can only beat women.

Answer 4

Now that's funny...

It's a statistical tie..

Answer 5

I'm sure a lot of Americans would love

to tickle both those NeoNazi stool pigeons

with a pick handle!