Who would win in a war between america and belgium ?

Question

i think belgium would win because they would lure the americans into a trap using their Delicious waffles and chocolates

Answer 1

I'll go with America.  I believe our Big Macs and Whoppers would clog up arteries faster.

Answer 2

Yes, normoleeee, bot today et es noot poosible,

The Belgians speak French.  They'd go down.

Answer 3

America Coast Guard would beat the Belgium military

Answer 4

Here, here.

Belgian chocolate, deeelicious!

And the world's best mechanical organs were built in Bruxelles by T. Mortier and company!

Answer 5

Is smugness considered WMD?

Bobby my boy are y'all saying we can't call y'all smug as you are never correct? We do,as you state, have our fair share of something but a little below the tubbie as you call it Do know how tiresome it gets to be asked ''was your father a donkey?'' Y'all take care now

Answer 6

We disagree.

Answer 7

Belgium.They would bore them to death.Why is there Belgians?

Answer 8

Quote:"Indeed, the Georgians left in such haste that many of their weapons were left behind. It was a complete rout; another black-eye for the US and Israeli advisers who trained the clatter of thugs they call the Georgian army. Soon vendors on the streets of Tskhinvali will be hawking weapons that were left behind with a mocking sign: "Georgia Army M-16; Never used, dropped once."

Answer 9

No, on the contrary, I think that Belgium chips with mayo will lure the Americans who will become so addicted, they will bust their belt buckles.

Answer 10

My money is on Belgium, when you have people like Ray on the other side you just know you can`t lose.

Ray please, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Answer 11

THE OTHER EUROPEAN NATIONS WOULD NEVER ALLOW IT. AMERICA WOULD FACE CRUMPETS AND TEA, TOO.

Answer 12

And we would lure them into a trap with our delicious hamburgers and french fries.

Answer 13

good luck with that, never bring a waffle to a gun fight, sorry Belgium, unless those chocolates are bullet proof, you'd lose.

Answer 14

Belgium would win as long as they could go home for lunch

Answer 15

Ray you calling us British smug?

Remember you can only be smug when your proved correct.And lets be honest you do have your fair share of tubbies.

But i reckon you may beat Belgium as these are sweet and not savoury

Answer 16

Yes...all the americans would be so busy eating all the waffles and chocolate they might not notice the begium soldiers going round cutting peolples throats.  Idiot...Have a star!

Answer 17

ouch. just for that we might have to nuke ya ; ]

Answer 18

The Belgians would bore the Americans to death.. Belgians make Canadians seem interesting..

Answer 19

hopefully america. can't stand those belgian b******s chocolate or otherwise.

Answer 20

Belgium? What's that? Are they the ones with the cheese and wine or the ones with the wooden shoes who get to smoke weed all the time? I'm confused. lol. Wait, aren't they the ones who drink beer and eat sausages all day? No wait...that's not it. We have never heard of "Belgium". We don't know where it is, but rest assured, when we find it...we will destroy it; waffles and chocolates be damned!