Who would win in a wrestling match? Chuck Norris or God?

Question

Neither or them, Chuck Norris is God

Do you know a chuck norris joke?

Answer 1

YEAH !

but i think GOD .. !

yes i think so ..

Answer 2

God wins...

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.  

  There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.  

   Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.  

  Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.  

  Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.  

  Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.  

  Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.  

  Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.  

Answer 3

LOL XD!!!

Q - Why can't Chuck Norris die???

A - He's God

Answer 4

lol that was pretty funny, the only joke i know is that whenever Chuck Norris does push ups he pushes the world down and i think it was kinda corney

Answer 5

God would smiteth Chuck Norris.

Answer 6

does god know karate

Answer 7

Trick Question the universe would implode.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

There are no steriods in baseball just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.