Whoever can write the most about this article gets best answer?

Question

http://judson.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/03/18/pineapple-dreams/index.html

Answer 1

the second they click it they say oh h**l no i rather just answer 5 questions then read that and earn ten xD funny but true and not much to work on and gosh pineapple reminds me of spongebob

c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song its the c a m p f i r e s o n g song its fun if you just sing a long xD

Answer 2

ok well obviously this person likes frogs and pineapples and they are very weird

when i buy pineapples i usually want to eat them insead of pretending im a frog climbing the leaves

this person has a big overactive imagination

mmk this reminds me of my little friend under the sea too

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

F is for friends that do stuff together

U is for you and me

N is for anything anywhere at all down here with my best buddy!

Answer 3

Imagine.. Bollocks written a trillion times.. does that count?