Whoever writes the most random thing...?

Question

whoever writes the most random thing (in my opinion) will get my choice as best answer. there is no specific reason for this, i just want to see what people can come up with.

ie. My beautifully psycodelic llama forced me to eat the melancholy mop.

Answer 1

Blood:

Who will jump on Shakira's grey leather hips when President Bush gets smart? Ha ha ha! never, s*x

Beyonce ate toothpaste...

Why is the world blank checks a downy tide softener and the cats at you.

Leve!!! Leve!!! Pick me or else...

pastry pastry

i love you

pastry pastry

i eat you

Miley Cyrus is a ho

She has a broken toe

But last night the condomn also broke

now she dont know what to do

i eat you

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cabbage

Hobbits eat  dandy elves (Orlando Bloom) while cats strangle TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.

Answer 2

the most random thing

well, u did say whoever writes the most random thing...  

Answer 3

pig-faced corn hole hoe. [inside joke]

Answer 4

why do yellow carrots always get their way with the king of the amazon website?

Answer 5

I'm a Bout to eat 2 buckets filled with tofu

Answer 6

I'm hungry for 3.14159 on the face like the clown fish searching for his sun in the heavens to Betsy was my girl until she croaked Budweiser for the commercial entity.  

Answer 7

Do you know who stole the money from the house fund? Was it the coconut man? F*CK THE COCONUT MAN!!

Answer 8

Ostriches like to jump off flying jet propelled canoes in the country of India when the rice is being harvested and people are driving mopeds and children are jumping rope and smiling and being happy, and you are thinking why the heck am I reading this and in the meantime somewhere on a dark and stormy night Smokey the Bear and Ricky the Racoon are trying to save the forests from sabertooth squirrels attacking from the outhouses of Antarctica and aliens have decided to communicate with Calvin and Hobbes and they have decided it would be better for all of us if Republicans and aliens just morphed, cause they are already so simaler, but the aliens protested and the cannibals of Cernamaas had a really tasty dinner with their bestest buddies, the cannibals of Disturbia(which is a really good song by Rihanna)  and this is about as long as we can stand the phycotic bubbles.  Bon Voyage!!!!!!!!!(Even though I am really leaving in a few days, not you)

Answer 9

purple socks do like rice over their videotapes while listening with mice books and thread tied to revolving doors catching rain drops when it's sunny for the children do like wagons filled with flowers are no nice gifts when partying with authors like goat cheese and where are my kitchen shears for the star is foil on baked potato's with peanut butter  flying to india by wings and rainbow toes are under my bed covered in rice paper is dandy for shoes on cars with balloons tied on tightly don't let the pens escape to castles with no doors and persian rugs are cold like aluminum over those rice covered videotapes.

(: Might I just say Edward Cullen is dandy.  

Answer 10

MONKEEEEYYYYYY

Answer 11

Monkeys took over my brain and now are eating bananas! O and penguins rule the world!