Whom you call when you sliped on the floor?

Question

Whom you call when you sliped on the floor?

Answer 1

nope

Answer 2

My Mommy !

Answer 3

my cat

Answer 4

Call for God first: Oh my God. lol

Answer 5

I've never "sliped" before.

Answer 6

My accident cover company. Gotta make a claim for that little bruise on my ego. A few grand should cover it.

Meanwhile the boss gets all teary-eyed, cos I took all the company's money, so now he's gonna have to lay me off, which I can sue for again. Then when I do that, he's gonna come and kill me cos I made him bankrupt, and then I'll sue him again for killing me, while my family gets my life insurance. Then everyone will be millionaires, and be able to buy into the Labour Party or the White House, and my children will run the country of your choice.

Then after that, My named will be remembered as the family name that ruled the world. Maybe my granddaughter will marry and kill a rich old Lime Kitty and inherit the Atheati.

((((hugs))))

~Loving Light~