Whoops! Do you think the parents did this on purpose, or did they just not say the name out loud first?

Question

I was getting my nails done today, and there was another client sitting next to me whose daughter had just had a baby. She said that the baby's name was Summer, and when I asked her what the middle name was, she replied "Eve."

I just nodded politely, but alI could think was "Is their last name 'Massengill'? Why did they name their kid after a douche, for crying out loud?"

I cannot imagine saying that name out loud a few times and not having the disposable douche connotation come to mind. Then again, I have to wonder about people who would name their daughters Serenity (like the adult diaper). Maybe it's just me....

Any other terrible first name/middle name combos or first name/last name combos that you have heard for a baby who was already born and named, and you just had to bite your tongue?

Answer 1

I went to school with a Frank Frank & a John Johnson, throw a little imagination in there people lol.

My Aunt is a school teacher and she had twins in her class that were named Gonorrhea & Chlamydia.  Not spelled like that tho so obviously there mother picked up those beautiful names by hearing someone say them and not while she was reading the literature on them at the free clinic.

My mom lives in Washington and she works with a kid whose name is Darth Vader!  How are you going to live up to that one?

Answer 2

LOL

Answer 3

LOL...that's funny. I guess I haven't really heard any like that in person.  

Answer 4

thats halarious

the worst name possible, Nevaeh idiot

Answer 5

i used to know a girl named Rachel Scrotch. Say it out loud.

"where you going tonight?"

"Rachel's crotch"  

Answer 6

Haha omg poor kid, can't imagine them not catching this, but couldn't imagine anyone doing this on purpose either!

Answer 7

my friends sister named her little boy after thier dad and middle name after their grandpa... but since thier last name changed it turned into ... Harrison (Harry) John (like a portapotty) Coughlyk (pronounced c**k-l**k)

so its Harry John c**k l**k  

Answer 8

When i was at school we played a game involving the british comedian tony hancock.  You had to touch each part as you said it (toe - knee - hand - c**k)

Answer 9

Yep, I've heard of a couple calling their twins Benson and Hedges  

Answer 10

TOO Funny!  The things parents do!

My friend from college was Angie Wilde.  She married a REALLY sweetie of a guy (totally perfect for her) and his name was Gary Toomor.  Angie wanted to do the hyphenated last name thing.  So now she is (what sounds like) "Ange Wild-Tumor".  I'm like, Oh GOSH girl, do you really want to be known as the wild tumor?

Answer 11

That poor child.  That mother must not have used Y!A to help with her names. :)

I thought Kennesy was cute until somone pointed out it sounds like alcohol and then I liked Roman but the last name is Wall and someone pointed out that it sounds like a landmark.

Thank goodness for this site!!!!  

Answer 12

I used to work for a medical billing center and I ran across an man named Harry W. Dickey and I could not help but bust up laughing and wonder why on earth a parent would name their kid that

Answer 13

chancilla velveeta serenity HAHAHA hope

nille

nelly (it sounds like whoa nelly!)

brody

chuck

merry

olga

bonnie

connie

and my dad use to work with h\this guy whose last name was sweeney

Answer 14

maybe she was kidding.?

i know a guy and they call him biggy bc hes a little on the fat side and his last name is butts.

Biggy Butts.

(:

Answer 15

We have a customer who named their daughter Summer Rane, and an old man whose name is Harry Heine (pronounced Hiney) My last name is Stroup (pronounced Strap) so we have been really careful choosing a name!

Answer 16

d**k duerr. (d**k do her) ha. totally sad. i would never name my kid anything like that.

Answer 17

Never having douched, or bothered to look at the aisle, and not being interested in looking at ads in magazines, I wouldn't have had a clue.

Answer 18

well i havent heard any in person but heres some i heard on the radio.

empty garage

child 1: crystal

child 2: chanda

child 3: lier

arizona hill

and my mom had a college professor named d**k face

oh and i have a relative who's initials are s.o.b. aka son of a *****

Answer 19

Met a man once named:

Harold S. Beavers......and went by Harry

Met a lady once who just had a granddaughter and said her name was:

Araya (uh-ray-uh).....middle name Hope

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