Whos line is it anyway ( things you must not say in heaven?

Question

1 oh god how did i end up here

2 thats the last time i play starway to heaven

3 well atlest im not going to h**l like amy winehouse is

now you come up with 5 to 8 things you must not say in heaven

Answer 1

4. Yes! now where's the virgin Mary?

5. (Talks into ear piece) Satin? I'm in!

6. Did you know im related to Gary Glitter?

7. Hobbies? Well I enjoy wearing womans underwear

8. Aw I love you baby Jesus ( Looks around then runs off with the baby)

I love who's line is it anyway

Answer 2

**** that's lucky, so you've forgiven all my sins then :p

Answer 3

Great! So I guess you forgot I'm an axe murderer?

God almighty, how did I get a place in heaven!?

Answer 4

I love that show x

Answer 5

its a great show, very funny

Answer 6

haha ok let's see:

1. where the h**l am I??

2. what is this goddamn place?

3. what the h**l god where am I? get me outta here!!

4. Wow b!tc# i can't believe i made it here, is it true we can't...  

Answer 7

Awww, why do you toture me god, now I will never see my friends and family again!

I guess god wasn't paying attention on tuesday...

Mormans!

Jesus! Go away you filthy jew!

Answer 8

Give it to lovelyredlizard for answer number five. lmao

Answer 9

1) Oh look the Jews were right.

2) d**n it all to h**l

3) Nice steering wheel Diana - ooop, sorry thats your halo

4) God d**n this place, there are no road signs

5) Oh great stuck for all eternity here...

6) right, where are the brothels - I wanna see mary.

7) Where the h**l am I?

Answer 10

1 right wheres ma mate hitler then, no wait...

2 go to h**l

3 who the h**l is jesus

4 hey wheres the bar then?

5 wheres budda?

Answer 11

Oh my GOD

Answer 12

Why 5 to 8 things

You only came up with three

You cheeky swine!!

Answer 13

what the h**l?