Whos on first and whats on second?

Question

Is it Waldo or carmen Sandiego or Hoffa or who is what and if so is who going to second and who is that when what is first?

Answer 1

who may have been on first and what was on second , but who was on third, hold on who was on first, sorry what was on second and who was on third oops, sorry again who was on first , ok  I think we need to talk?

Answer 2

Exactly.

Answer 3

Who's on First? is a comedy routine made famous by Abbott and Costello. The premise of the routine is that Abbott is identifying the players on a baseball team to Costello, but their names and nicknames can be interpreted as non-responsive answers to Costello's questions. In this context, the first baseman is named "Who"; thus, the utterance "Who's on first?" is ambiguous between the question ("which person is the first baseman?") and the answer ("Mr. Who is the name of the first baseman.")

First Base: Who

Second Base: What

Third base: I Don't Know

Left field: Why

Center Field: Because

Pitcher: Tomorrow

Catcher: Today

Shortstop: I Don't Give A Darn (usually)

Answer 4

1st base - who

2nd base - what

3rd base - i dont know

SS i dont give a darn